1) I'm ready to pop. Every bone, muscle, hair and joint in my body is killing me. Aching back, heartburn like no other, waddling like honey boo boo's mama (never watched it, just assuming) it's not pretty. Thank god this baby isn't coming out of my vajayjay....I don't think he'd fit!!
2) I've never watched Honey Boo Boo. Not one.single.episode. I kind of feel like there's some stuff going on there that I won't be able to unsee and unknow and I'm not sure if I'm ready for that.
3) I haven't been inside Target since July. JULY, folks. I've been so miserable the past few months it really is a miracle when I put on something other than pajamas. I am having serious withdrawals. There's nothing more therapeutic than roaming the aisles and spending $100 more than you intended to. Target, I need you and I'm sorry I've abandoned you. Soon, my friend.
4) FAVORITE SHOW EVER. How can you judge me with lines like the one above?? I think the reason I like Golden Girls so much is because it's not overly politically correct. Very very rarely do I laugh at loud at a show, and GG has me in fits. P.S. Hallmark channel if you're reading this, cut out the horrible made for tv christmas/love/dead dog movies and put Golden Girls back on the air!
I think that's about it for my randoms today, I've got my head in the clouds dreaming about wrinkly baby skin and that yummy baby smell. Head on over to Shanna's blog and share your randoms!